Welcome to Happy Fun Apocalypse!

So you've found us. Your aimless wanderings through cyberspace have at last brought you to this, the Happiest Place on the Internet. It's like Disney World, except with lots of Big Death. But what, exactly, have you stumbled upon?

What is Happy Fun Apocalypse?

What, indeed? Well, simply put, we're a newly-formed, unofficial gaming clan (another word for a bunch of people who have a love of computer games, a lot of free time on their hands, and a deeply-rooted dread of society at large) that's currently enjoying Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

But we're so much more than that. We're also a group of friends--some of whom have known each other since the golden days of childhood--who just can't get enough of putting virtual bullets through one another's virtual heads. Hey, nothing tightens the bonds of friendship quite so much as knifing your buddy in the back when he's carefully taking aim at someone else's noggin. Virtually speaking, of course.

So, take a look around the site. Check out our profiles if you'd like to get to know a little bit more about how we operate, or take a gander at our image gallery for a few pix of the HFA Gang in action. If you're new to HFA—or if you've recently had a computer meltdown—hop on over to the links section for all you need to join our server.

Notice: Unfortunately, at this time Happy Fun Apocalypse is taking on new members by invitation only. But don't let that stop you from enjoying the site!
House Rules

Like any good clan, we've got a few "house rules" during gameplay. For the most part, anything goes—we don't have any problems with Martyrdom or Last Stand (well, the majority of us don't, anyway), and we don't make any weird demands like "no running, no dolphin-diving, no jumping, no shooting, no having fun." Come on, now! What's the point in playing the game if you're going to outlaw every feature of it?

That being said, there are a few maps that we've designated for a certain weapon, to try to give us all a chance to increase our level of skill with it, or simply because we've all agreed that a particular map is just perfect for it. The maps so affected are listed below:

Darkroom: Knives only
Killhouse: MP5s only
Shipment: Shotguns only
Vacant: Shotguns only
Wetworks: MP5s only
Carpark: Submachineguns only (MP5 allowed only if no other subs are available yet)

* Note: All maps designated as [weapon] only indicate that the aforementioned weapon must be your primary selection. Grenades, pistols, C4, etc. are still useable, and all perks are available to players, with the sole exception of Overkill (which allows you to replace your pistol with another primary weapon).